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Bruce Schneier: The Facts

Welcome to our personal tribute to Bruce Schneier. Here you can find a wide variety of apparel inspired in the famous Bruce Schneier Facts, started by the guys at Geekz.co.uk. Since they no longer sell their cool Schneier t-shirt, we thought we'd create our own version.

Please browse the list of facts below. For every fact, we offer different types of apparel and colors. Also you may chose between two designs: Schneier the Texas Ranger or Schneier the Martial Artist. Note that Schneier products can be combined with any other 0-day Clothing apparel in the same shopping cart.

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Fact #1: Bruce Schneier once killed a man using only linear cryptanalysis.

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Fact #2: Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits.

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Fact #3: P = NP in Bruce Schneier's very presence.

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Fact #4: Bruce Schneier gets the jokes in the Voynich MS.

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Fact #5: Bruce found a secure way to reuse a one-time pad.

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Fact #6: Bruce Schneier finds collisions by banging hashes together.

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Fact #7: Bruce Schneier can log into any computer just by staring down the prompt.

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Fact #8: Bruce Schneier knows how to generate a digital signature. Anyone's.

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Fact #9: When Bruce Schneier does modulo arithmetic, there are no remainders. Ever.

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Fact #10: Bruce Schneier taught Chuck Norris how to divide by zero as they stood silent in an elevator.

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Fact #11: Bruce Schneier doesn't use keyloggers. He's standing right behind you.

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Fact #12: The Dining Cryptographers always wait until Bruce Schneier has been served.

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Fact #13: Anybody can invent a cryptosystem he cannot break himself. Except Bruce Schneier.

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Fact #14: Compilers don't warn Bruce Schneier, Bruce Schneier warns compilers.

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Fact #15: When Bruce Schneier uses double ROT13 encryption, the ciphertext is totally unbreakable.

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Fact #16: For Bruce Schneier, SHA-1 is merely a compression algorithm.

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Fact #17: Bruce Schneier doesn't keep secrets, they keep themselves out of fear.

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Fact #18: Bruce Schneier once counted an infinite set. Backwards.

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Fact #19: Bruce Schneier can conduct secure multiparty computation... on his own.

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Fact #20: Bruce Schneier doesn't have a chin under his beard, just more ciphertext.

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Fact #21: Bruce Schneier writes his books by generating
a random text of an appropriate length and then decrypting it.

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Fact #22: There are no prime numbers. Only numbers that Bruce Schneier does not want you to factor.

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Fact #23: Bruce Schneier mounts chosen-ciphertext attacks without choosing the ciphertext.

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Fact #24: Every time Bruce Schneier smiles, an amateur cryptographer dies.

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Fact #25: Bruce Schneier fully discloses his own vulnerabilities: none.