Because hackers have a social life too...
root@0-day~# nmap 50.16.36.153 -sV -O -p0-65535 -sT -sU -T4
Description:
Captain Crunch, the lengendary hacker/phreaker that routed phone calls through the entire world using a simple whistle that he found on a box of cereals.
Suitable for:
Hackers, security experts, cyberactivists and sysadmins.
Technical Specifications:
Durable flex print; one color.
The legendary hacker John Draper, aka Captain Crunch, wears our Cap'n Crunch t-shirt!