Because hackers have a social life too...
root@0-day~# nmap 38.107.179.243 -sV -O -p0-65535 -sT -sU -T4
Description:
Don't worry, be r00t.
Suitable for:
Hackers, security experts, sysadmins, cyberactivists, geeks and technology freaks.
Technical Specifications:
Durable flex print; 2 colors.