Because hackers have a social life too...
root@0-day~# nmap 54.226.79.204 -sV -O -p0-65535 -sT -sU -T4
Description:
Good boys go to Blackhat, bad girls go to Defcon. Blackhat and Defcon are two of the most important hacker conventions in the US.
Suitable for:
Hackers, cyberactivists, sysadmins and security experts.
Technical Specifications:
Durable flex print; 3 colors.